Here You Go...

You were brave enough to click on the link. Good for you. It also shows that you've latched on to the fact that I'm something of a chronic liar.

More coming soon! I almost promise!

See... AUDREY! This is believe it or not David Wenham. Seriously. Watch Moulin Rouge! and look at the credits if you don't believe me. Scary, innit?

The biggest nose in the biz. Adrien Brody will soon be seen in Peter Jackson's new film, King Kong. And no, he's not playing the title role. I don't think.

Ah, David Duchovny. Best in X-Files... made me love "Evolution"... rendered Minnie Driver watchable in "Return to Me"... also has huge nose. Do we see a pattern here?

Rik Mayall, who, as we all know, rocks havers. This rather crappy copy of a photo I shopped was inspired by two hours of sleep and five cups of coffee. If the world were perfect, Rik would stay in his thirties and I'd be married to him. He's left handed and I love him rather drastically.

My favourite hobbit, Billy Boyd. Also known as Pippin "Comic Relief" Took. Very cool little Scottish guy who looks good in a kilt.

Jude Law, picture from the not-particularly-enjoyable movie "Music From Another Room." Everybody I know thinks this guy is extremely handsome, except for my mother, who seems to prefer Tommy Lee Jones. Or someone like TLJ anyway. Harrison Ford? I don't know.

And this is very nearly what I look like. This is so blurry and badly-taken because I'm the one who took it. I know, I know, it doesn't exactly fit in with the rest of the pictures on this page... but then the title is "Vaguely Insulting" didn't you notice?